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Prepare to be assimilated

chicken thighs
1. Open chicken
2. rinse chicken
3. put a mixture of salt, garlic salt, paprika, and curry powder on chicken
4. make sure to get both sides
5. put chicken skin side down
6. put in oven
7. half way through cooking, flip over, so the skin is now up
8. finish cooking
9. check chicken, make sure juices run clear. If bloody, cook more.
10. enjoy

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One day I will make special brownies... omg... can you imagine a special brownie sundae?! I always thought the idea of putting actual pieces of weed into a food was ridiculous, but I've just read this amazing recipe that calls for extracting the THC using a very low-heat + oil method (because you use oil in brownies). That sounds brilliant... but it calls for an ounce. I've never actually bought ANY much a less an entire fucking ounce.

. . . I'm not a pot head, btw, but I do occasionally indulge when I'm in a safe environment, and usually when I don't have work the next day. Put on a great movie (Hackers, my favorite), or some awesome fucking music (Trance, or something else wicked good), and enjoy the fucking experience.

*stretches* I'm not high right now, but I am watching Hackers.

Good Night.

"Yack, yack yack... Get a job."
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A Cry Heard Around the World
Warren Buffet is asking each of us to forward a copy of the *Congressional Reform Act of 2011* to a minimum of twenty people and in turn to ask each of those to do likewise. In three days, most people in The United States of America will have the message. This is one idea that really should be passed around.

*Congressional Reform Act of 2011*
1. No Tenure / No Pension. A Congressman collects a salary while in office and receives no pay when they are out of office.

2. Congress (past, present & future) participates in Social
Security. All funds in the Congressional retirement fund move to theSocial Security system immediately. All future funds flow into the Social Security system, and Congress participates with the American people. It may not be used for any other purpose.

3. Congress can purchase their own retirement plan, just as all Americans do.

4. Congress will no longer vote themselves a pay raise.
Congressional pay will rise by the lower of CPI or 3%.

5. Congress loses their current health care system and
participates in the same health care system as the American people.

6. Congress must equally abide by all laws they impose on the American people.

7. All contracts with past and present Congressmen are void
effective 1/1/12. The American people did not make this contract with Congressmen. Congressmen made all these contracts for themselves. Serving in Congress is an honor, not a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators, so ours should serve their term(s), then go home and back to work. If each person contacts a minimum of twenty people then it will only take three days for most people (in the U.S.) to receive the message. Maybe it is time. THIS IS HOW YOU FIX CONGRESS

The 26th amendment (granting the right to vote for 18 year-olds) took only 3 months & 8 days to be ratified! Why? Simple! The people demanded it. That was in 1971...before computers, e-mail, cell phones, etc. Of the 27 amendments to the Constitution, seven (7) took 1 year or less to become the law of the land...all because of public pressure.

If you agree with the above, pass it on.

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Networking Basics
You lucky people you

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I feel like if you just read through any of that, you deserve one big fucking cookie.

Long Trip and Owchi
Just got back from St. Louis, I flew out to Aylee and we drove back. We still have to put all her stuff in like... the closet or something.

My mom came up with a great idea, of using Carl's bunk beds, and setting them up in my room, that way she'll have a bed, and another shelf more or less ^_^

I want to give blood today, but I think Aylee might be too tired to go out, that's okay though.

Oh, while we were returning from dropping off the rental car a bee flew in through the window, fell into my lap and stung me. It hurts still, but I didn't have an allergic reaction to it (thank gods, my mom is allergic).

Her kitties are being a little bad. They have some bad habits of jumping onto counters and tables and other things. That doesn't fly in this household, it didn't fly with the kittens (we squirted them with a water bottle), and I know it will be more difficult for older cats, but it's just the way it is. My mom is letting us be here, so we play by her rules.

Belladonna has hidden in the downstairs bedroom, under the bed, if I can't get her out and up into my room, I'll sleep in the downstairs bedroom with her. I think she'll like that ^_^

Oh! She just came out and is now hiding in my arms.

Hmm... what else is there?
*laughs* I don't know, I don't have work tomorrow, but I do Wednesday at 9am. ^_^ So that's 7am wakeup call.

I'm tired right now.

strange thinking?
So someone said that the way I think is really strange. I'm not saying the ideas I come up, but with the way my mind works. I couldn't remember a word, and I thought about it for a few moments, and finally just started going through the alphabet and trying words out with different vowels. By the time I got to P I had gotten it (I was looking for the word pinions, and I couldn't remember it). When I figured it out, they were staring at me, in surprise and shock that I did that.

I learned that I also do that with names I can't remember (first or last).

I never thought it was weird until someone said something today about it.

Oh, and me and this guy who comes in sometimes at work have JOKINGLY decided that The Great Depression was caused by everyone have cocaine withdrawals from when they took it out of coca-cola. We had a good chuckle... and made others around nervous (he's a Malk... used to be one of the 'Kings' in Northampton, before he stopped doing it as often... ran game at Haven).

Ah, good times.

I keep wanting to write a cheesy soap opera-esque story. I don't know why, it just seems like it would be hella amusing. Like... a once a week short story that takes place in a community... and has all the drama and whatnot.

It'd be like... a show you turn in to watch every week.

The thought has been in my head for a while, but I have no idea what I'd like to write. ^_^

Writer's Block: My name's Forrest, Forrest Gump
What’s your favorite Tom Hanks movie or character, and why?

-"Knock Knock"
-"who's there?"
-"Go fuck yourself."

I think that answers this question entirely... and if you're still confused, watch "Catch Me If You Can"

Am I Missing Something?
I've been hearing rave reviews from every source about how good the movie 'Bridesmaids' is. So good in fact that I thought about shelling out too much money to go see it. I am so glad that I didn't, watching it last night... I was extremely disappointed with everything.

The biggest disappointment was that it felt like nothing was finished. Everything was halfway, and scenes I saw in commercials weren't actually there. The characters were whiney, and the only ones I did like were ones that either didn't get enough on screen time, or that we saw once or twice for the sake of their being another character.

I laughed at some points, mainly certain bits of dialogue, but I didn't keep laughing. By the end of it, I had just realized that I had just wasted a couple hours, and I should have ignored it, and just gone to bed early.

All I could see it as 'this is a story about a woman who thinks she has hit rock bottom, but wait until you can see how much further she can fall. But wait! After she keeps falling, you don't get the satisfaction of seeing her climb back up again.'

There were really REALLY awkward moments in the movie, like when she slept with the cop who liked her, and she woke up in the morning after spending the night at his house, to find out that he had gone out and bought a bunch of things from the store, and layed them out for HER to make BREAKFAST FOR HIM (/them). She ran, and I was like 'good!', because I was geniunely like 'what the fuck is this!?', as it would have been entirely different had she felt inspired enough to want to bake again, and make it a treat for him.

I just... the movie irked me... and I'm wondering what amazing miraculous version everyone else is watching, because I got the whining loser 'watch as everyone one-ups me' version, and it sucked.


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